Lies I learned growing up in the suburbs

• Food comes from the grocery store. Vegetables come from cans or the freezer.
• No distance is too short to drive.
• All songs are love songs.
• Art is about being cultured, not about expression. It is done by Artists, not by the rest of us.
• Three meals a day. No more, no less.
• A meal is one meat, one starch, and one vegetable.
• Grocery shopping happens once per week, generally on the same day each week.